Sunday, May 23, 2004
How does it feel to be completely empty inside?
(A Step by Step Guide)
First, get a wonderful girl.
Second, call her up every night.
Third, pick her up from work and
have dinner every now and then.
Fourth, courteously introduce yourself
to her parents for additional pogi points.
Fifth, write to her letters seriously
expressing your endearment for her.
(Of course, you need to send her flowers
just to back up what you’ve written
in your letters.)
Sixth, put up with her
lapses and show her that
you’ll stay no matter what.
Seventh, be an inspiration to her
as much as she is an inspiration
to you.
Then, admit to her
and to yourself
with both mind and soul
that you are madly
in love with her—
and promise that you’ll
never love another.
Ever again.
Lastly, let her break your heart.
In my room, 11:12 pm
(07/10/03)