Monday, March 07, 2005
Happy Kiddie Meal
All the geniuses of the land know that both Mcdonald's and Jollibee only offer "fat" food, bigtime promos, and sensationaly dramatic TV ads. But I'm bored and I don't have anything else in mind, so what the hey. I might as well write something (just a tad bit; I'm in no "explain-the-gut-out-of-sh*t-and-all" mood) about these two competing big-headed food companies — just because.
I go to Mcdonald's for their fries, sundae, and Happy Meal. My girlfriend, however, loves the burgers and chocolate sundae in Jollibee. We're fastfood maniacs.
But on my regular badminton and-slash-or Counter Strike weekends, I'd rather have the 15 peso lugaw and-slash-or 45 peso shawarma wonder in Lagro. Yes, Lagro. If you're from my area, you'd know where Tikman Mo Shawarma Co. is.
The funny thing is, I've found two pictures of my sister Unggoyana (her real name sounds more awful, believe me) with her exes. Let me remind you not to mention that dude in red coat in her presence. She should have learned better than to date a guy with a sloppy fashion sense. 
Heck, let's do this. Tell me which dude should my sister give a second chance with her little girly heart. It's a race between Birdie (he's male, bi-male) and Jollibee (don't ask me where he got his chef's hat).
In my room, 12:30 am
(03/07/05)
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There's no need to worry about my sister. She doesn't read my blog. It'll take 48 years before she finds out about this.
So shoot me.
